Wells Banana Bread Beer by Wells & Young’s Brewing - Like a monkey performance at a ballet: it's neat, but not necessary.Ĭonniption Fit by Atwater - Like being enfolded in grandma's bingo arms. Really Old Brown Dog Ale by Smuttynose Brewing - Like a Doberman blanket at midnight. Henry Weinhard's Woodland Pass IPA by Blitz-Weinhard Brewing - Like lifting a gallon of river water that's somehow made lighter by a quarter inch of orange rind. Heart of Darkness by Magic Hat Brewing - Like Joe Conrad with a cup of Congo coffee.īiere De Mars by Southampton Publick House - Like a quiet robot from Planet Funk.Ĥ20 Extra Pale Ale by SweetWater Brewing - Like a fruit salad jacket on a gummy worm. Nitro Oatmeal Stout by Founders Brewing - Like a trip through Dublin in high heels and a feather boa.Ĭelebration Ale (2013) by Sierra Nevada Brewing - Like neon revelers moon-landing bouncing on your tonsils.
Otter Creek Copper Ale by Otter Creek Brewing (Otter Creek, Wolaver's) - Like a dull penny placed on a cold rail. Kind Ryed IPA by Otter Creek Brewing (Otter Creek, Wolaver's) - Like a grapefruit slaloming down Mt. G-Thing by Magic Hat Brewing - Like a root juice party to which beet was not invited.ĭouble Bag by Long Trail Brewing - Like a caramel chew soaked in distortion juice. Porter by Founders Brewing - Like a smooth trip down a coffee bean carnival slide.
Pullman Brown Ale by Flossmoor Station Brewery - Like a syrup factory built on train tracks without a tunnel.īourbon Cru by Hardywood Park Craft Brewery - Like a wet liquor blanket on a plum raisin bed.įarmhouse Pumpkin by Hardywood Park Craft Brewery - Like a Nutmeg County, Virginia, gourd-toss.
COZY GROVE RELIC SERIES
Heavy Seas Below Decks (2012) by Heavy Seas Beer - Like a smothering peg legged hug from Santa's year-old personal pirate.īrewmaster Series Imperial Porter by Long Trail Brewing - Like a chocolate candle burning in a cozy ski lodge.Ĭricket's Nocturne by Cricket Hill Brewing - Like a gypsy dance in the sweet mud left of paradise. Ron and the Beast Ryan by Evil Twin Brewing - Like Hamlet with Yorick substituted with a lemon. Hipster Ale by Evil Twin Brewing - Like a swordfight between Bitteroso and Maltito, with Bitteroso declared winner. Lil' B by Evil Twin Brewing - Like a thrilling ride called Choco-Rocket outside a drugstore. Imperial Biscotti Break by Evil Twin Brewing - Like surviving a choke-hold delivered by a licorice monkey. Route of all Evil by Two Roads Brewing - Like picking up Robert Frost on the side of a rain-slicked gravel road. Gerry Dog Stout by Big Elm Brewing - Like swimming in maple butter with Clifford the Big Brown Pancake.
COZY GROVE RELIC FULL
Toadstool Oat Stout by Firefly Hollow Brewing - Like a full gallop through the feed store whooping it up. Pineapple Wheat by Shebeen Brewing - Like a fruit salad hidden behind the fountain at a summer gala. Gerry Dog Stout by Big Elm Brewing - Like a sweet throat embrace from a leggy demon.īacon Kona Stout by Shebeen Brewing - Like a pig in a thick, scratchy blanket. Twinkler Barley Wine by Firefly Hollow Brewing - Like a hot bath inside a jelly-smeared greenhouse. Traditional Lager by Yuengling Brewery - Like swimming in a lonely pond.
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